Me looking hella disheveled after getting a giant qtip up my snout. All I wanted was more powerful meds to dam up the waterfall in my sinuses.

  • 👩🏾‍⚕️:“We gotta check you for flu and Covid”
  • 🐺: “Y’all didn’t do that to my wife when she was here a few days ago”
  • 👩🏾‍⚕️: takes out big ass q-tip from quantum space “look up right quick…”

an entire eternity of poking all my childhood memories into mash later

  • 👩🏾‍⚕️: “give it 15 minutes and we’ll know…”
  • 🐺: achooooo!!! “I can’t stop sneezi—“ aaaaachoooo!!!