📸 photos
- 👩🏾⚕️:“We gotta check you for flu and Covid”
- 🐺: “Y’all didn’t do that to my wife when she was here a few days ago”
- 👩🏾⚕️: takes out big ass q-tip from quantum space “look up right quick…”
- 👩🏾⚕️: “give it 15 minutes and we’ll know…”
- 🐺: achooooo!!! “I can’t stop sneezi—“ aaaaachoooo!!!
Me looking hella disheveled after getting a giant qtip up my snout. All I wanted was more powerful meds to dam up the waterfall in my sinuses.
an entire eternity of poking all my childhood memories into mash later
This brisket I’m smoking is gonna be good AF tomorrow.
Bird on a sign on Lake Eola in Orlando, Florida, USA.
(Looks like Thunderbird iconography with its wings outstretched… AI image check says this is a cormorant, but not sure myself; I just saw a cool birdo doin' its thang and 📸! )
Christmas hits my mom’s living room, 2023 edition
I really love how my mother spontaneously gets into the holiday spirit without fail every year and turns into a red, green, and garland decorating tornado. Instead of civil defense sirens warning you to take cover, you’ll hear Nat King Cole’s rendition of The Christmas Song. 🎄
Steely gray skies in Tucker, Ga this afternoon while getting the last of the Christmas holiday shopping done.
Well webfinger to certain threads.net accounts does indeed work.
The best brisket I’ve probably ever made in a Crock Pot was had. #fatnessfirst
